Dan Marino and NUTRAAAA-SYS-TEM

If I see this commercial one more time I am either going to scream or die from laughter!!
Number one- Why did they pick someone to represent thier company that can barely talk, not to mention that he is a washed up athlete??

Number two- Surely with the money that Nutri-system makes they could have taught him how to pronounce simple words the way they were meant to sound.
Example "Now you can eat Burgers.". simple enough right?
Wrong....
Dan Marino says "Now you can eat BOOGERS." How gross does that sound?

Number three and here is the true kicker for me...Dan comes on and says "Guys has your love life slowed down or come to a screeching halt??". "Nutri-system can help with that too.".

Really Dan? Just how? Trust me... if your love life has gone in the can it's not because of how much a guy weighs.
More likely the guy is a jerk, too demanding, or his wife is really pissed.
Example- My husbands weight has NOTHING to do with it when I slam on the brakes!!
What if the guy has E.D.? Is Nutri-system the new Viagara? I didn't think so.